The Top 5 Advertising
Slogans for Space Tourism

5> “Now with Tang!”

4> “In Space, No One Can Hear Your Whiny Brat Scream”

3> “We Guarantee You’ll Land On a Planet That is Not Ruled by Damn Dirty Apes!”

2> “We’ll Leave the Airlock Open For You”

and the Number One Advertising Slogan for Space Tourism…

1> “One Crazy Rich Guy With a Lot of Money to Blow Can’t Be Wrong”

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Credits:

Selected from 30 submissions from 10 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Jaqk Brounstein, Bellingham, WA — 1 (1st #1! Woo-hoo!)
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA — 2
Mike Sarno, Towanda, PA — 3
Doug Finney, Houston, TX — 4
Guy Payne, Birmingham, AL — 5
Mary Ann McDonald, Sacramento, CA — Banner Tag
John Mozena, Grosse Pointe Woods, MI — Prime Director