July 30, 2010     

The Top 9 Advantages to Dating a Trekkie

9> Tricorder sex.

8> Have you ever rubbed up against some Klingon forehead ridges?

7> A Trekkie is probably your only source of Romulan Ale.

6> With temporal displacement, you can see what your date will
look like when he’s 50.

5> It’s not too hard to get her interested in trying a Vulcan
Groin Meld.

4> In case you hadn’t noticed, nerds that old tend to have
lucrative careers in high tech.

3> He knows the protocol for initiating first contact, if you
know what I mean.

2> You’ve convinced him that dilithium crystals come attached to
earrings, necklaces, and rings.

and the Number 1 Advantage to Dating a Trekkie…

1> They can always be counted on to call you stunning.

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Credits:

Selected from 30 submissions from 9 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Donald Johnson, Cincinnati, OH — 1, 8
Doug Crews, Oceanside, CA — 2, 9
Will Southworth, San Antonio, TX — 3
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA — 4, 5
Tom Rodman, Durham, NC — 6, 7
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — Topic
Dave Oberhart, Durham, NC — SF List Moderator