NOTE FROM DAVE:

You’d think the irresistible green-skinned females
from the “Star Trek” universe wouldn’t need
an ad campaign, but we thought in case they needed help,
we’d be right there giving it our all.

The Top 6 Ad Slogans
for Orion Slave Women

6> Get a girl who knows what’s under Orion’s belt!

5> MEAN, GREEN AND OBSCENE: Our Orion Slave Girls Have It All!

4> Orions: when you absolutely, positively, need a slave girl overnight.

3> Show us your green, we’ll show you ours!

2> Now available in chartreuse, pine green and olive drab!

and the Number 1 Ad Slogan for Orion Slave Women…

1> Forget the block. Forget the world. They’ve been around the galaxy.

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Credits:

Selected from 23 submissions from 7 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

G. Griebenow, Johannesburg, S. Africa — 1
Guy Payne, Birmingham, AL — 2, 3
RW Lipp, Lenexa, KS — 4
Mary Ann McDonald, Sacramento, CA — 5
Mark David, Redwood City, CA — 6
Dave Oberhart, Durham, NC — SF List Moderator