July 2nd, 2004
The Top 10
Activities at SF Summer Camp
Activities at SF Summer Camp
10> Color War competition, with half the camp divided into the black and white team, and the other half into the white and black team.
9> Making a leather wallet by using the skin from that sick alien kid in the cabin next to yours.
8> With the new “50 Ways to Build Your Lover” lab in place, the classic “Fine Art of Maniacal Laughter” sessions have now slipped to the number three spot.
7> Arts and crafts include the making of a leather belt with holsters for your phaser/blaster, communicator and tricorder/light saber.
6> The “Build and Test Your Fully-functional Anatomically Correct Android” Workshop is, once again, at capacity load.
5> Campers will have a choice of attending Camp Tatooine in Nevada, Camp Dagoba in Louisiana or Camp Hoth in Minnesota.
4> Making the younger campers at Camp Rodger Young drink the Bug juice.
3> Sneaking over to the next asteroid to execute a panty raid on the girls’ camp.
2> Spend lots of time carving exotic native artifacts out of rock to leave on various planets around the galaxy, frustrating archaeologists 10,000 years from now.
and the Number 1 Activity at SF Summer Camp…
1> Either share water and grok your significant other in fullness, or toss firecrackers into spiderwebs.
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Credits:
Selected from 42 submissions from 11 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:
Guy Payne, Birmingham, AL — 1, 5, 7 (Hat trick!)
Genevre Wolf, Lakewood, Ohio — 2, 3
Peter Heltzer, Wheeling, IL — 4
Mary Ann McDonald, Sacramento, CA — 6, 8
Heather Mina, Virginia Beach, VA — 9
Vilyehm Teighlore, Tucson, AZ — 9
Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL — 10
Dave Oberhart, Durham, NC — Jedi Knight
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