The Top 7 Worst
Alien Football Cheers

7> Hold that time-line!

6> Rotate the deflector frequencies against that kick!

5> 2, 4, 6, pi, all you Earthlings soon will die!

4> “WE SHALL BE VICTORIOUS, AND THEN WE SHALL DEVOUR YOUR PLAYERS AND DESTROY YOUR PLANET! GO TEAM!”

3> Who are Klingons? We are! We are! Who’s got Klingons? We do! We do!

2> Borg: 2, 4, 6, 8 Who will we assimilate? Everyone!

and the Number 1 Worst Alien Football Cheer…

1> Vulcans: It is illogical to cheer with an emotional display. So we will sit quietly and calculate the odds that our team will win the day.

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Credits:

Selected from 16 submissions from 6 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Donald Johnson, Cincinnati, OH — 1, 2
Bruce Kane, Charlotte, NC — 3
Chris Pulliam, San Dimas, CA — 4
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA — 5
Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL — 6, 7
Guy Reeves, Houston, TX — Topic
Dave Oberhart, Durham, NC — SF List Moderator