Lists from 2009
- Dec 18 Sci-Fi Stocking Stuffers
- Dec 11 Ways Santa Could Conquer the Martians
- Dec 4 iPhone/iPod Apps for Aliens
- Nov 27 Laws of Spambotics
- Nov 20 Shows on Sci-Fi TVLand
- Nov 13 Things They Forgot to Mention in Those Sci-Fi Travel Brochures
- Nov 6 Sci-Fi Planetary Tourism Slogans
- Oct 30 Reasons for Going to Venus
- Oct 23 Things Robots Do in Their Spare Time
- Oct 16 Calls to Galactic 911
- Oct 9 Sci-Fi Solutions to the World’s Energy Crisis
- Oct 2 Visions of the Future You Don’t Want to See
- Sep 25 Science-Fictional Cures for Insomnia
- Sep 18 Consequences of Using Animal Genes in Humans
- Sep 11 Names for the AI That Ends Up Controlling Humankind
- Sep 4 Cases in the Intergalactic Emergency Room
- Aug 28 Tweets From SciFi Characters
- Aug 22 Titles of Movies From Other Planets That We’d Rather Not Watch
- Aug 14 Intergalactic Grammy Award-Winning Songs
- Aug 7 Signs the Lunar Reconnaissance Orbiter Pictures Have Been Photoshopped
- Jul 31 Signs a Casino Is Run by the Galactic Overlords
- Jul 24 Rejected First Moon Landing Lines
- Jul 17 Attractions at the “First Landing” Amusement Park
- Jul 10 Benefits of Eye Stalks
- Jul 3 Odd Phrases in the Orion Slave Girl Declaration of Independence
- Jun 26 Things Overheard at the Intergalactic Starship Show
- Jun 19 Differences If Politicians Were Jedis
- Jun 12 Things Galactic Credits Won’t Buy
- Jun 5 Reasons for Changing the Past
- May 29 Reasons to Join the Federation of Planets
- May 22 Reasons Why Machines Won’t Take Over the Planet
- May 15 Ways Classic Pieces of Literature Would Be Different If Written by Robert Heinlein
- May 8 Surprises in the New Star Trek Movie
- May 1 Things Not to Do at the Star Trek Movie Premiere
- Apr 24 Star Trek Movie Tie-Ins
- Apr 17 Sci-Fi Signs Spring Has Sprung
- Apr 10 Better New Names for the SciFi Channel
- Apr 3 Things Overheard at Obi-Wan’s 95th Birthday Party
- Mar 27 Dangers of Sci-Fi Kids Not Cleaning Their Room
- Mar 20 Sci-Fi Second Jobs
- Mar 13 Little Known Sci-Fi Bloopers
- Mar 6 Special Features in an Alien Port-a-Potty
- Feb 27 Ways to Stimulate the Sci-Fi Economy
- Feb 20 Signs Your Sci-Fi Geek Is Sick
- Feb 13 Signs You’re Being Robbed by a Sci-Fi Geek
- Feb 6 Life Lessons Learned in Starfleet Kindergarten
- Jan 30 Epitaphs for Ricardo Montalban
- Jan 23 Signs President Obama Is “One of Us”
- Jan 16 Ways to Celebrate Science Fiction Day Next Year
- Jan 9 Surprises in Majel Barrett’s Will
- Jan 2 Sci-Fi Predictions for 2009