Lists for 2007:
- Sci-Fi Holiday TV Specials
- Ways Christmas Would Be Different If the Star of Bethlehem Were Actually an Alien Spaceship
- Most Often Returned Sci-Fi Holiday Gift
- Worst Alien Football Cheers
- Signs It’s Time to Cancel Your Sci-Fi Series
- Drawbacks of Being a Bimbo From Outer Space
- Things You Don’t Want to Hear From Your Navigator
- Odd Time Travel Missions
- Worst Lines in Sci-Fi Erotica
- Cases on Sci-Fi Court TV
- Worst Moments in Sci-Fi History
- Sci-Fi Spam of the 25th Century
- Rejected Sci-Fi Baby Names
- Rejected Opening Lines to “The Hobbit”
- Sci-Fi Answers to “What I Did Over Summer Vacation”
- Rejected Star Trek Spinoffs
- Surprises in the First Interstellar Message We Receive
- Things Overheard on a Sci-Fi Cooking Show
- Bumper Stickers on Flying Saucers
- Differences in a 21st-Century Underdog
- Last Sci-Fi Lines We’ve Alwys Wanted to Hear
- Things on J. K. Rowling’s To-Do List
- Scenes Cut from “Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix”
- Reasons Why Aliens Should NOT Land in Your City
- Things We Miss About Washington D. C.
- Grievances of the Sci-Fi Characters Union
- Sci-Fi Advice From Dad
- Changes in “The Bionic Woman”
- Science Fiction “Where Are They Now?”
- Robot Haiku
- Signs Your Best Friend Is a Cylon
- Headlines From 2025
- Things Overheard at the Science Fiction Retirement Village
- SciFi Ben and Jerry’s Ice Cream Flavors
- Diet Crazes of the Future
- Strangest Trio of Items in Your Sci-Fi Shopping Basket
- SciFi Practical Jokes
- Science Fiction Musicals
- Bands in the Spaceport Bar
- Uses of Gaseous Anomalies
- Sentences From Third-Rate SF Stories
- Rejected Battlestar Names
- Things You Should NEVER Grok
- Things You Don’t Want to Hear in the Elevator at an SF Convention
- Ways to Celebrate HAL 9000’s 15th Birthday
- SF Football Team Names
- Shows Hosted by SF Actors We’d Like to Forget
