Lists for 2005:
- SF Holiday Tunes
- Things Not to Say to King Kong on a Date
- Bonus Features on the “War of the Worlds” DVD
- Ways We Celebrate Thanksgiving in 2105
- Surprises in “Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire”
- Bad SF Punch Lines
- Rejected SF Halloween Costumes
- Other Names for FTL Drives
- Rejected SF TV Concepts
- Signs Your Pet is an Alien Invader
- Additions to the Prime Directive
- Surprises on the “Lost” DVD
- Things Not to Say to a Visiting Alien Ambassador
- Signs You’re in an Alternate Universe
- Ad Slogans for Orion Slave Women
- Klingon Lullabies
- Dishes at the SF Picnic
- Names for Orbital Hotels
- Other Uses for Tribbles
- Least Popular Courses at the Vulcan Science Academy
- SF Vanity Plates
- Haikus of the Elements (Part 1)
- Rejected Names for a War Between Mars and Earth
- Reasons Mars Decided to Attack Earth
- SF Blog Sites
- Songs on Emperor Palpatine’s sithPod
- Things on George Lucas’s To-Do List
- SF Gravestone Epitaphs
- Things Not to Say to Your Robot
- Surprises in the “Star Trek: Enterprise” Series Finale
- Lesser-Known Super Powers of Wonder Woman
- New Earth Entries in the “Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy”
- Things to Do While Waiting in Line for “Revenge of the Sith”
- Rejected Titles for “Star Wars: Revenge of The Sith”
- Signs Your Robot Needs Reprogramming
- SF Spring Break Hotspots
- SF Limericks
- Things We Didn’t Hear Fay Wray Say to King Kong
- Things on the Minds of Students in 2025
- Cliches in SF Technobabble
- Signs Your Date Is a Science Fiction Maniac
- SF Euphemisms for Anal Sex
- SF Valentine’s Day Greeting Cards
- Ways to Torture the Moderator of Top5 Science Fiction
- Things Not to Do at a Science Fiction Convention
- SF Haiku
- Little-known Script Guidelines for TV Science Fiction Writers
- Signs You’re Playing Too Much AD&D
