Lists from 2003
- Dec 12 Storylines From a Vampire Soap Opera
- Dec 5 Drawbacks of Being a Shrinking Man
- Nov 7 Songs From the “Lord of the Rings” Musical
- Oct 31 Rejected Clive Barker TV Show Titles
- Oct 23 Pickup Lines Overheard At A Tolkein Convention
- Oct 17 Reasons for an Adult to Read Harry Potter
- Oct 10 Style Tips on “Klingon Eye for the Earth Guy”
- Oct 3 Other Ways the “Lord of the Rings” Producers Can Fleece Their Fans
- Sep 12 Little-Known Facts About the Vampire-Werewolf War
- Sep 12 Ways Science Fiction Fans Spent Their Summer Vacations
- Aug 29 Other Ways to Change “Enterprise”
- Aug 22 Signs You’re Not an Extraordinary Gentleman
- Jul 18 Signs Your Governor Is a Terminator
- Jul 11 Differences Between Male and Female Terminators
- Jul 4 Pickup Lines at SF Conventions
- Jun 27 Punchlines to Science Fiction Dirty Jokes
- Jun 20 Reasons Starfleet Is Better Than the US Military
- Jun 13 Reasons the Klingon Language Is Better Than French
- Jun 6 Klingon Resume and Job Search Tips
- May 30 Signs a Vampire Slayer Should Think About Retirement
- May 23 Jedi Commandments
- May 16 Signs You Aren’t “The One”
- May 9 Things That Will Get You Kicked Out of X-Men School
- May 2 Lame Nicknames and Mutant Powers
- Apr 25 Rejected Science Fiction Convention Attractions
- Apr 18 Ways to Pass Time Camping in a Movie Line
- Apr 11 Changes in the New “King Kong”
- Apr 4 Science Fiction Punishments for a Moderator Who’s Not Doing His Job
- Mar 21 Things a Retired Vampire Slayer Can Do
- Mar 13 Other Reasons to Pull a Science Fiction Trailer From Theaters
- Mar 6 Ways to Save Star Trek
- Feb 13 Valentine’s Day Gifts for Science Fiction Fans
- Feb 6 Science Fiction Oscars We’d Like to See
- Jan 30 New Uses for Science Fiction Gizmos
- Jan 23 Signs Your Kid Is a Science Fiction Fan
- Jan 16 Ways to Cope With a Spouse Who Doesn’t Like Science Fiction
- Jan 9 Other Scientific Claims by the Raelians