Lists for 2003:
- Storylines From a Vampire Soap Opera
- Drawbacks of Being a Shrinking Man
- Songs From the “Lord of the Rings” Musical
- Rejected Clive Barker TV Show Titles
- Pickup Lines Overheard At A Tolkein Convention
- Reasons for an Adult to Read Harry Potter
- Style Tips on “Klingon Eye for the Earth Guy”
- Other Ways the “Lord of the Rings” Producers Can Fleece Their Fans
- Ways Science Fiction Fans Spent Their Summer Vacations
- Little-Known Facts About the Vampire-Werewolf War
- Other Ways to Change “Enterprise”
- Signs You’re Not an Extraordinary Gentleman
- Signs Your Governor Is a Terminator
- Differences Between Male and Female Terminators
- Pickup Lines at SF Conventions
- Punchlines to Science Fiction Dirty Jokes
- Reasons Starfleet Is Better Than the US Military
- Reasons the Klingon Language Is Better Than French
- Klingon Resume and Job Search Tips
- Signs a Vampire Slayer Should Think About Retirement
- Jedi Commandments
- Signs You Aren’t “The One”
- Things That Will Get You Kicked Out of X-Men School
- Lame Nicknames and Mutant Powers
- Rejected Science Fiction Convention Attractions
- Ways to Pass Time Camping in a Movie Line
- Changes in the New “King Kong”
- Science Fiction Punishments for a Moderator Who’s Not Doing His Job
- Things a Retired Vampire Slayer Can Do
- Other Reasons to Pull a Science Fiction Trailer From Theaters
- Ways to Save Star Trek
- Valentine’s Day Gifts for Science Fiction Fans
- Science Fiction Oscars We’d Like to See
- New Uses for Science Fiction Gizmos
- Signs Your Kid Is a Science Fiction Fan
- Ways to Cope With a Spouse Who Doesn’t Like Science Fiction
- Other Scientific Claims by the Raelians
