Fivers lists, will be taking an extended hiatus
for a few months to regroup and find new ways
of getting our weekly topical humor to you.
Today will be our last list for a while.
9> Sweep up the asteroid belt to bulk Pluto back up to its proper
status as a planet.
8> Cry and whimper, same as any other day.
7> Play chicken in the airlock.
6> Polish the robot. (NO, you pervert, that is NOT a metaphor!)
5> Go back and fish my keys out of that black hole.
4> To hell with the Prime Directive – I’m stopping to ask for
directions.
3> Recalibrate the tachyon field in the subspace emitter by
utilizing a phased pulse ion generator (Starfleet engineers
only)
2> Ahh… porn, sweet porn
by the kilogram.
Selected from 39 submissions from 10 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:
Tracy Lunquist, DeLand, FL — 1, 6, 7 (Hat trick!)
Jerry Lane, Buffalo, NY — 2
Donald Johnson, Cincinnati, OH — 3
Dan Thompson, Austin, TX — 4, 5, 9 (Hat trick!)
Doug Crews, Oceanside, CA — 8
Dave Oberhart, Durham, NC — SF List Moderator