July 3, 2009
Slave Girl Declaration of Independence
9> When we set forth a proposition in this document that does not
mean we are coming on to you.
8> In order to establish a more perfect union of matching
accessories, we Orion Girls want freedom. And limitless
credit accounts at all Galactic Malls.
7> We have certain unalienable rights set forth by Providence,
meaning there are certain aliens we are unable and unwilling
to provide for.
6> They continue to fix their gaze solely upon our torso,
despite many admonitions that our eyes, in fact, are located
Up Here!
5> We, therefore, the Representatives of the Orion Entertainment
and Pleasure Guild, in varied states of undress assembled,
appealing to the network of fanboys for the erectitude of our
gyrations do solemnly publish and declare that we are, and of
Right ought to be, free and independent purveyors of
emerald-toned booty.
4> We, the Orion Slave Girls, being of sound mind and
ho-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-ot bodies…
3> To achieve these ends, lap dances are instituted among men.
2> That all Orion women (formerly known as slave girls) are
endowed. That they have rights. That the fact that they are
endowed gives them more power to convince Orion men to allow
the free exercise of those rights.
a share of the profits from our own sale, we bare ourselves to
you, our souls to you, our breasts to you in the hope that you
can see how excited we are about the future.
Selected from 32 submissions from 11 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:
Guy Reeves, Houston, TX — 1
Bobby Terrell, Tulsa, OK — 2
Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL — 3
Doug Crews, Oceanside, CA — 4
Chuck Burke, Phoenix, AZ — 5
Bill Livingston, Decatur, AL — 6
Donald Johnson, Cincinnati, OH — 7, 9, Topic
Will Southworth, San Antonio, TX — 8
Dave Oberhart, Durham, NC — SF List Moderator