The Top 9 Uses for
an Unbreakable Umbrella

9> Decorations for *REALLY* potent tropical drinks.

8> Just general swashbuckling.

7> Prevent Batman from foiling your latest criminal scheme.

6> Perfect for when it’s raining diamonds.

5> Tired of waiting for the elevator?

4> The smug knowledge that you will be the only one on the space station ready for the next big meteorite shower.

3> Stay dry in an irresistible storm.

2> Aircraft emergency personal descent system, when used in conjunction with stain-repellent undergarments.

and the Number 1 Use for an Unbreakable Umbrella…

1> Keeping rain off you.

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Credits:

Selected from 16 submissions from 5 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Matthew Van Opens, Janesville, WI — 1, 8, Topic
James Rice, North Tustin, CA — 2
Mike Davis, San Antonio, TX — 3, 7
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — 4, 9
Bruce Kane, Charlotte, NC — 5, 6
Larry Baum, Hong Kong — List Moderator