May 24, 2011     

The Top 6 Discoveries by the
NASA Earth-Mars Cave Detection Project

6> They’re not really caves at all, but rather homes of the
indigenous population of giant worms.

5> They’re full of the Sun’s nuclear waste.

4> They’re actually finger-holes for a giant space creature’s
bowling fun.

3> Martian guano is an excellent fuel for cold fusion, if you can
stand the smell.

2> They’re really the drains that caused the Mars oceans to dry
up.

and the Number 1 Discovery by the NASA Earth-Mars Cave Detection Project…

1> “Spelunking” is a silly word on Mars, too.

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Credits:

Selected from 28 submissions from 7 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Andy Grosser, Somerville, MA — 1
Matthew Van Opens, Janesville, WI — 2, 6
Roy Skogstrom, Pepeekeo, HI — 3
Bruce Brown, Dayton, OH — 4, 5
Jeffrey Contompasis, Ashburn, VA — 6
James Rice, North Tustin, CA — Topic
Larry Baum, Hong Kong — List Moderator