March 13, 2012
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9> Raising those magnetic buns you’ve always wanted without
exercising.
8> Sandwiches that don’t fall apart.
7> If you match polarity, you can stop cakes from going right to
your thighs.
6> Instead of putting your sandwich in the refrigerator where
people can take it, put it ON the refrigerator where the
security cameras can catch the thief.
5> Cleaning up kitchen spills is much easier–if you have
something made of iron (and what you spilled is yeast).
4> An excellent source of B-field vitamins.
3> Making beer drinkers more attractive (to iron filings, but
still, more attractive).
2> Doing that moving-cookies-around-the-table trick.
Magnetic donuts are called Tokamaks and mean unlimited, free
power.
Selected from 29 submissions from 8 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:
James Rice, North Tustin, CA — 1
Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL — 2
Marshall Gatten, Glendale, CA — 3
Roy Skogstrom, Pepeekeo, HI — 4, 9
Alan Rice, North Tustin, CA — 5
Matthew Van Opens, Janesville, WI — 6
Jerry Lane, Buffalo, NY — 7
Jeffrey Contompasis, Ashburn, VA — 8
Larry Baum, Hong Kong — List Moderator