NOTE FROM LARRY:
A study showed that the right cortex of the
brain is thinner in children of depressed
people, possibly predisposing to depression.
brain is thinner in children of depressed
people, possibly predisposing to depression.
The Top 6 Reasons a Thin
Right Cortex Causes Depression
Right Cortex Causes Depression
6> The left cortex, with control of conscious and rational
processes, feels fat.
5> It raises the Reptilian Brain/Mammalian Brain ratio, and
everyone knows how jolly crocodiles are.
4> The left cortex keeps making fun of it.
3> Fatter has traditionally meant jollier, right?
2> Because a thinner cortex makes it easier for your happiness to
leak out.
and the Number 1 Reason a Thin Right Cortex Causes Depression…
1> It just can’t keep the brain warm enough, causing brain
shiver, which leads to depression.
shiver, which leads to depression.
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Credits:
Selected from 12 submissions from 5 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:
Matthew Van Opens, Janesville, WI — 1, 4
Doug Frank, Crosby, TX — 2, 3, 5 (Eureka!)
David Frier, Rochester, NY — 6
Andrea B. Kelly, Brookeville, MD — 6
Mike Davis, San Antonio, TX — 6
Larry Baum, Hong Kong — List Moderator