The Top 5 Undiscovered
Functions of the Endoplasmic Reticulum

5> Amount of endoplasmic reticulum is inversely proportional to how much one can drink.

4> Creates good jobs and good wages.

3> Key to the production of snot.

2> The tubular form (only) can be used to make carbon nanotubes.

and the Number 1 Undiscovered Function of the Endoplasmic Reticulum…

1> Lack of rough ER makes a person’s skin silky smooth.

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Credits:

Selected from 10 submissions from 4 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Brandon Eldridge, St. Louis, MO — 1, 5
Matthew Van Opens, Janesville, WI — 2, 3
Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL — 4
Larry Baum, Hong Kong — List Moderator