September 19, 2001      Share

NOTE FROM STEVE:
Steve Hurd here, Top5 Relationships’ “Eros.”
It’s been said that bad things come in threes…
but some people may take exception to that!

The Top 8 Worst Ways to Suggest
a “Menage a Trois” to Your Partner

8> “Hey, honey, I was looking at this internet humor list, and
it kind of gave me an idea…”

7> “You know that thing you won’t do… the one you said was
really gross and humiliating? GOOD NEWS! I found someone
who will do it… and she’s bi!”

6> “Well, SOMEBODY has to grease the iguana.”

5> “You should tell him you want to do a menage a trois… it’s
every man’s dream. Just don’t immediately tell him that he
won’t be participating.”

4> “Instead of the missionary position tonight can we please
try out the ‘Old School’ Mormon position?”

3> “When you come back to New York after the Senate adjourns,
bring a plump intern with you and we’ll teach her what
‘Whitewater’ really means.”

2> “But all the other adults on our block are doing it!”

and the Number 1 Worst Way to Suggest a “Menage a Trois” to Your
Partner…
1> “Hey, baby, how about we try out a ‘men-age A trose’…
I mean a ‘menegg uh trozz’… I mean a… ah, screw it.
I’ll be in the bathroom. And where’s my new Penthouse?”


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Credits:

Selected from 34 submissions from 12 contributors.
Today Top5 List authors are:

Brent McDaniel, Atlanta, GA — 1 (Woo-hoo! 2nd #1)
Joe Terranova, Lake Orion, MI — 2
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — 3, 6, Topic
Mark Flaherty, Great Falls, MT — 4
Patrick O’Driscoll, St Louis, MO — 5
Dawson Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA — 7, 8
Holly “Wolf” Black, Bellevue, WA — 8
Steve Hurd, Oakland, CA — Towel Boy
New Order, Manchester, UK — Ambience, RU List Name

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