May 30, 2001      Share

Steve Hurd here, Top5 Relationships’ Amateur Obstetrician
To all those women that are looking
for “just the right words”, we present:

The Top 8 Ways to Tell
Your Man You’re Pregnant

8> “Remember that tax break you were looking for? Well, I think
I found you a good one!”

7> “I’ve found a use for all that space in your new Sports
Utility Vehicle.”

6> “You know that menage-a-trois fantasy you told me about?
Looks like we’ll be having a threesome real soon!”

5> “Did you ever notice how much Tic Tacs resemble my birth
control pills?”

4> “Guess what? You’re going to be ‘Uncle Dad’ soon!”
(Mississippi only)

3> “Congratulations, you just qualified for another Hallmark

2> “You remember when I told you that my mother had a twin
sister and their grandmothers had a twin sister?”

and the Number 1 Way to Tell Your Man You’re Pregnant…
1> Fill out and submit Federal Form 1041A “Additional Dependent
of Ex-President” and include Schedule 3B “Registration of
Half-Siblings of Chelsea.” (available at any Post Office)



Selected from 45 submissions from 17 contributors.
Today Top5 List authors are:

James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — 1 (Woohoo! 1st #1)
Peter Casper, Brisbane, Australia — 2, 7
Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL — 3, Topic
Greg Preece, Toronto, Canada — 4
Joe Terranova, Lake Orion, MI — 5
Julie Nusbaum, Hamilton, IN — 6
Curt Alford, Beaumont, TX — 8
Esteban Schwartz, Walnut Creek, CA — RU list name
Steve Hurd, Oakland, CA — Lamaze Coach, HM list name