December 5, 2001     

NOTE FROM STEVE:

Steve Hurd here, Top5 Relationships’ “Faux-Eunuch”
We recently tipped men off to signs that women are interested.
As always, turnabout is fair play!

The Top 9 Ways to Tell if
a Man is Interested in You

9> He remembers to ask your name in the morning.

8> His hand grabs your butt more than his own crotch.

7> Instead of a drink, he asks if he can buy you a condo.

6> He walks around to your side to open the car door for you even
though he didn’t need to fart.

5> He’s been looking you in the eye the whole time he’s been
talking to you, and not once has he glanced at your chest.
Well, okay, but only once, *just* for a second…

4> He brings a pizza for dinner and none of the pieces are
missing.

3> Makes a valiant effort not to stare or drool while watching
the new Britney Spears video.

2> He dates you? No.
He marries you? Maybe.
He lets you borrow his car? Bingo.

and the Number 1 Way to Tell if a Man is Interested in You…

1> At a sports bar during a 4th & goal play with 15 seconds
remaining, he takes his eyes off of the big screen for
2.7 seconds to check out your Wonderbra-enhanced cleavage.

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Credits:

Selected from 45 submissions from 15 contributors.
Today Top5 List authors are:

Victoria Capps, Pensacola, FL — 1 (2nd #1)
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — 2
Julie Nusbaum, Hamilton, IN — 3
Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL — 4
Joe Terranova, Lake Orion, MI — 5, RU List Name
Julie Feinstein, Oakland, CA — 6
Dawson Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA — 7
Maura Scholl, Mt. Prospect, IL — 8
Vic Vitek, Hopewell Junction, NY — 9
Brenda Price, Shelly, ID — Topic
Steve Hurd, Oakland, CA — Submissions Editor