Before Top5 Relationships takes a three week holiday hiatus,
we want to not only extend our best holiday wishes to you & yours,
but also offer new tips on what *not* to do at holiday soirees.
See you back here on Wednesday, January 16th, 2002!
Your Spouse’s Office Christmas Party
9> Put a little too much egg, and not enough nog, in the egg nog.
8> Violating the no-snogging-the-boss’s-wife, without-also-
snogging-the-boss (while-dressed-as-a-reindeer) in-a-closet
7> The comment that the molded Jell-O was jiggling just like her
co-worker’s new implants was a little out of line.
6> Not telling anyone you threw up on the German Chocolate
5> Remark “Damn, a lot of hot women work at your company, dear!”
4> Nothing says fun like some fake anthrax on the dessert table!
3> Hit on your wife’s boss…and you are both male.
2> Move two photocopiers together so you can get a duplicate of
your entire butt.
Selected from 40 submissions from 14 contributors.
Today Top5 List authors are:
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — 1 (5th #1)
Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL — 2
Chris Hansen, Parts Unknown — 3
Joe Terranova, Lake Orion, MI — 4, RU List Name
Dawson Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA — 5
Mark Flaherty, Great Falls, MT — 6
Maura Scholl, Mt. Prospect, IL — 7
Julie Feinstein, Oakland, CA — 8
Vic Vitek, Hopewell Junction, NY — 9
Steve Hurd, Oakland, CA — Caterer, Topic