April 11, 2001      Share

Steve Hurd here, Top5 Relationships’ “P. Diddy.”
Love has a strange effect on many of us, causing
us to say or do things that *might* not otherwise
be said or done. As a veteran of a couple of
scintillating Sunday afternoon craft shows myself
(during Pro Football season!), I’m proud to bring you…

The Top 7 Things We
Do/Say Because We’re in Love

7> “Size? Doesn’t matter at all to me!”

6> After hanging up the pay phone, you realize that half the
biker bar just heard you talking to your “cuddle-kins
snooky wookum.”

5> “Sweetie, stop being silly. It’s not MY money… it’s
OUR money.”

4> You leave a note on her apartment door saying that you left
a note on her car windshield saying that you left her an
email — AND left a hard copy with next-door neighbor.

3> Spend an hour picking out just the perfect eyeliner… as if
he isn’t going to simply stare at your breasts all evening.

2> “Well, I guess you can film us if you promise NOBODY else
will ever see it.”

and the Number 1 Thing We Do/Say Because We’re in Love…
1> “I do!”



Selected from 52 submissions from 18 contributors.
Today Top5 List authors are:

Jeremiah Overton, Nesconset, NY — 1, 4 (Woo-hoo! 1st #1)
Dennis Koho, Keizer, OR — 1 (Woo-hoo! 1st #1)
Greg Preece, Toronto, Canada — 1 (Woo-hoo! 1st #1)
Victoria Capps, Pensacola, FL — 1 (Woo-hoo! 1st #1)
Kenneth R. Feucht, Oakdale, MN — 1 (Woo-hoo! 1st #1)
Vic Vitek, Hopewell Junction, NY — 1 (Woo-hoo! 1st #1)
Joe Terranova, Lake Orion, MI — 2
“SuzanPeachFuzz”, Fort Morgan, CO — 3
Dawson Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA — 5
Julie Nusbaum, Hamilton, IN — 6
Esteban Schwartz, Walnut Creek, CA — 7, RU List Title
Steve Hurd, Oakland, CA — Topic, Valet Service