July 16th, 2008
NOTE FROM TRISH:
That first date. Almost always a dinner
date. But just what is your date thinking
when he/she picks the restaurant? Our
contribs profiled this phenomenon.
date. But just what is your date thinking
when he/she picks the restaurant? Our
contribs profiled this phenomenon.
The Top 9 Things the Choice of
Restaurant Says About Your Date’s Intentions
Restaurant Says About Your Date’s Intentions
9> Hooters: He has no idea about… anything, really. Pertaining to you.
8> Oyster Bar: Has definite intentions and will swallow/eat almost anything.
7> BBQ pit: He’s not gonna let you get between him and beer. Plus, he wants to see what you look like sucking on the bone.
6> Dairy Queen: He may not be an ideal candidate for a long-term relationship.
5> Domino’s Pizza: Anyone who promises 30 minutes is lying.
4> Sizzler: “Let’s see how big she likes her meat.”
3> Waffle House: Can’t commit.
2> In-N-Out Burger: ’nuff said.
and the Number 1 Thing the Choice of Restaurant Says About Your Date’s Intentions…
1> Jack in the Box: “Besides being cheap, I’m pretty f–kin’ terrible with this whole “subtle innuendo” thing.”
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Credits:
Selected from 44 submissions from 13 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:
Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA — 1 (6th #1)
Ross Bennett, Reedsville, PA — 2, 5
Steven Lunetta, Tuscon, AZ — 3, 8
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA — 4
Dennis Koho, Keizer, OR — 6
Gary Reynolds, West Lafayette, IN — 7, 9
Trish Jensen, Reedsville, PA — Advice Columnist
RUNNERS UP list — Order Lobster and It’s a Done Deal, Baby.
“I’ll take a zesty Italian with her French dressing on the side.”
(Mike Johnson, Cody, WY)
Applebee’s: “This relationship may or may not be going somewhere. If it does start going somehwhere, I’ll upgrade restaurants.”
(Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL)
Bob Evans: Wants to take you cow tipping later.
(Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL)
Burger King: “Better set down that drink, it takes two hands to handle a Whopper.”
(Mike Johnson, Cody, WY)
Denny’s: If he orders the Grand Slam Breakfast he’s planning on getting past first base.
(Dennis Koho, Keizer, OR)
Dunkin’ Donuts: Freud would have a mother-freakin’ field day with this cat, Baby!
(Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA)
McDonald’s drive-thru: So much for his “all night long” promises.
(Judith Cottrill, Bronx, NY)
Room service at Motel 6: And he’s also hungry.
(Peter Casper, Brisbane, Australia)
Shoney’s Big Boy: Sweetheart, THIS is what they mean by “All You Can Eat.”
(Ross Bennett, Reedsville, PA)
Wal-Mart snack bar: The number of sexual contacts with cousins can not be counted on just one hand.
(Gary Reynolds, West Lafayette, IN)
T.G.I. Friday’s: “Just wait ’til I let you in on my Candy Striper fetish!”
(Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA)
(Mike Johnson, Cody, WY)
Applebee’s: “This relationship may or may not be going somewhere. If it does start going somehwhere, I’ll upgrade restaurants.”
(Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL)
Bob Evans: Wants to take you cow tipping later.
(Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL)
Burger King: “Better set down that drink, it takes two hands to handle a Whopper.”
(Mike Johnson, Cody, WY)
Denny’s: If he orders the Grand Slam Breakfast he’s planning on getting past first base.
(Dennis Koho, Keizer, OR)
Dunkin’ Donuts: Freud would have a mother-freakin’ field day with this cat, Baby!
(Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA)
McDonald’s drive-thru: So much for his “all night long” promises.
(Judith Cottrill, Bronx, NY)
Room service at Motel 6: And he’s also hungry.
(Peter Casper, Brisbane, Australia)
Shoney’s Big Boy: Sweetheart, THIS is what they mean by “All You Can Eat.”
(Ross Bennett, Reedsville, PA)
Wal-Mart snack bar: The number of sexual contacts with cousins can not be counted on just one hand.
(Gary Reynolds, West Lafayette, IN)
T.G.I. Friday’s: “Just wait ’til I let you in on my Candy Striper fetish!”
(Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA)
