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May 16, 2001      Share

Steve Hurd here, Top5 Relationships’ Mystery Date.
We’ve ended our 2 week hiatus and
are jumping back into the dating pool…

The Top 8 Things NOT to
Say in Your Personal Ad

8> “…and my favorite movie is ‘Deliverance’”

7> “Almost vermin-free!”

6> “SWM, 35, virgin, lives with mother, Internet humor list
contributor. ISO Ex-Baywatch actresses for LTR and
possible marriage. Must bring own condoms! My mom won’t
let me buy ‘em!”

5> “Turn-ons: Sunsets, coffins, type AB-negative.”

4> “Amateur pathologist seeks willing organ donor.”

3> “SWK (Single White Klingon) seeks same for romantic walks,
candlelit dinners, and all the ‘Klah-Geh’ you can handle.”

2> “I am a social drinker and crack smoker.”

and the Number 1 Thing NOT to Say in Your Personal Ad…
1> “Top 5 contributor since 1995.”



Selected from 51 submissions from 17 contributors.
Today Top5 List authors are:

Andrew Irwin, Christchurch, NZ — 1 (Woo-hoo! 1st #1)
Victoria Capps, Pensacola, FL — 2
Greg Preece, Toronto, Canada — 3
Esteban Schwartz, Walnut Creek, CA — 4
Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL — 5
Dawson Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA — 6
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — 7, Topic
Mark Schmidt, Paris, France — 8
Truman Capote, New York, NY — RU list name
Steve Hurd, Oakland, CA — Chief Yenta, HM list name