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June 6, 2001      Share

Steve Hurd here, Top5 Relationships’ Johnny Appleseed

The Top 8 Snappy Comebacks
to “Let’s Just be Friends”

8> Sure, bring Jenny and Sarah, they’re really hot! Oh, I
thought you said, “Let’s *bring* friends.”

7> But Mom!

6> Phew! What a relief…now I can stop worrying how I was
going to pay for that extravagant birthday gift for you.

5> Can we at least finish having sex?

4> Isn’t that what Michael Douglas said to Glenn Close before
she chased his butt around the kitchen with that ice pick?

3> I don’t think so — if you were my friend, I’d feel guilty
about posting naked pictures of you all over the Internet

2> If that’s what you want, Clarice.

and the Number 1 Snappy Comeback to “Let’s Just be Friends”…
1> No!



Selected from 47 submissions from 16 contributors.
Today Top5 List authors are:

Joe Terranova, Lake Orion, MI — 1 (Woo-hoo! 1st #1)
Jeremiah Overton, Nesconset, NY — 2
Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL — 3
Victoria Capps, Pensacola, FL — 4
Kate Melnyk, Attleboro, MA — 5, 7
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — 5, 7
Maura Scholl, Mt. Prospect, IL — 6
Brent McDaniel, Atlanta, GA — 8
Andrew Irwin, Christchurch, NZ — Topic
Steve Hurd, Oakland, CA — Best Buddy
Todd Rundgren, Upper Darby, PA — Ambience