If you think you life is difficult, just imagine the
poor, unsuspecting people who innocently sign up for
an evening computer class and show up to find their
instructor is also a Top 5 List Moderator! The horror!!!
Teacher is Hot for You
7> For you, homework consists of whipped cream, chocolate sauce
and your math teacher’s lingerie-draped body.
6> You’ve seen her write “See Me” on everyone else’s paper, but
yours says, “See Me… as more than just your teacher!”
5> On your Geometry exam, your answer to the question “Explain
the Pythagorean Theorem” was “I like pie,” yet you received
full credit and a note with directions to the teacher’s house!
4> The 75 year old breasts dangling in your face isn’t your idea
of a welcoming back, especially when he continues to do it.
3> Insists you pose nude for art class. His name? Art.
2> When coach smacked you on the butt after you scored a
touchdown, you thought nothing of it, but when you step
out of the shower and he’s there in leather chaps holding
a riding crop… well, that is just wrong!
Selected from 39 submissions from 13 contributors.
Today Top5 List authors are:
Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL — 1 (Woo Hoo! 2nd #1)
Patrick O’Driscoll, St Louis, MO — 2
Vic Vitek, Hopewell Junction, NY — 3
Ticker Lock, Gillette WY — 4
Brent McDaniel, Atlanta, GA — 5
Maura Scholl, Mt. Prospect, IL — 6
Dawson Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA — 7
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — Topic
Joe Terranova, Lake Orion, MI — RU Name, LAST Week’s Topic!
Steve Hurd, Oakland, CA — Lecturer