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October 24, 2001      Share

Steve Hurd here, Top5 Relationships’ “Boy Friday”
We at Top5 Relationships strive for a calming effect
on the “Battle of the Sexes.” To that end, we’ll
offer suggestions how “Men could be from Venus.” Stay
tuned for next week’s visit to the “Dark Side of Mars.”

The Top 8 Signs Your Significant
Other is Too in Touch With His Feminine Side

8> He owns more shoes than you do.

7> His 4WD pickup is jacked-up a mere 6 inches, rather than the
standard 18 inches. (Texas only)

6> Cable isn’t good enough, so he orders a satellite dish that
will receive both Lifetime and Oxygen.

5> Comes home from Blockbuster with 3 John Cusack movies and
jumbo-sized box of Kleenex.

4> He’s in front of the TV wearing his Packers jersey and a
“Cheesehead” hat, watching Martha Stewart explain the subtle
differences between Cheddar and Colby.

3> Starts bawling 5 minutes into “The Crying Game.”

2> He can’t really enjoy sex unless the garage is cleaned and
the dogs are put to bed.

and the Number 1 Sign Your Significant Other is Too in Touch With
His Feminine Side…
1> Refuses to tell you who won this afternoon’s 49ers game,
insisting that “if you really loved” him, you’d already know.



Selected from 43 submissions from 15 contributors.
Today Top5 List authors are:

Joe Terranova, Lake Orion, MI — 1, RU List Title (3rd #1)
Mark Flaherty, Great Falls, MT — 2
Wayne Reidell, Shinnston, WV — 3, 8
Victoria Capps, Pensacola, FL — 4
Greg Preece, Toronto, Canada — 5
Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL — 6, Topic
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — 7
Steve Hurd, Oakland, CA — Estrogen Seeker