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October 31, 2001      Share

NOTE FROM STEVE:
Steve Hurd here, Top5 Relationships’ “Butch”
After last week’s list, how could we
NOT visit the other side of the coin?

The Top 9 Signs your Significant Other
is Too in Touch with Her Masculine Side

9> She refuses to stop and ask directions how to get to the Mall
of America. You’ve been stuck in the same St. Paul suburb for
72 hours.

8> Good News: She’s brought home a new sex toy.
Bad News: It’s called the “Sub-Dominator” and is made by
Black and Decker

7> Harley Davidson Motorcycle? Check.
Black Leather Outfit? Okay.
Hot babe on the back? Uh oh!

6> She accessorizes with gator skin shoes and purse — from
an alligator she killed and skinned herself.

5> She believes the vile bastards responsible for the recent
terrorist attacks should be “strangled to death with their
own entrails” rather than the more feminine “nibbled to
death by ravenous sharks.”

4> As soon as sex is over, she pushes you away and turns on
ESPN Sportscenter.

3> You’ve had to start requesting foreplay.

2> Claims her Kirby is underpowered and wants a “riding vacuum”
to save time to do more important things.

and the Number 1 Sign Your Significant Other is Too in Touch With
Her Masculine Side…
1> When your buddies are over, she farts and asks, “Who stepped
on a frog?”


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Credits:

Selected from 44 submissions from 16 contributors.
Today Top5 List authors are:

Dennis Koho, Keizer, OR — 1 (2nd #1)
Mark Flaherty, Great Falls, MT — 2, 9
Greg Preece, Toronto, Canada — 3
Brent McDaniel, Atlanta, GA — 4
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — 5, 6
Wayne Reidell, Shinnston, WV — 7
Scott Griffin, Canberra, Australia — 8
Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL — Topic
Steve Hurd, Oakland, CA — Stylist, RU List Title

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