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June 27, 2001
This week, we’ve teamed up with the folks at Top5 Movies
to bring you two separate, yet related lists.
Hollywood Marriage is on the Rocks
9> Neighbors are no longer tolerant of the foul reek emanating
from the divorce lawyers camped out on your front lawn.
8> You suggest a trial separation, citing “artistic differences.”
7> She regularly reminds you that your pre-nup clearly states
that she has “final cut” on the relationship.
6> You tell her you’re “in the mood.” She tells you to call
her agent and set up a meeting for next week.
5> You: “Let’s do lunch.”
Spouse: “Great… meet you in Courtroom 2A!”
4> The lurid tabloid reports of your husband and a gay lover
were written by your husband’s publicist.
3> Her next part: $20,000,000 play the lead in the big budget
remake of “Barbarella.”
Your next part: Next part? Hey, you’re still Tom Green?!
Hello …
2> Your lawyer asks her lawyer for permission for you to ask
her to pass the salt.
Selected from 45 submissions from 19 contributors.
Today Top5 List authors are:
Jeremiah Overton, Nesconset, NY — 1 (2nd #1)
Sam Kamens, Highland Park, NJ — 2
Eric Severstad, Appleton, WI — 3
Dave Dutkowski, Green Bay, WI — 4
Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL — 5
Joe Terranova, Lake Orion, MI — 6
Dawson Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA — 7
Kimberly Baldwin, South Bend, IN — 8
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — 9
Steve Hurd, Oakland, CA — Candle Blower, Topic
Eric Lipton, Top5 Movies — Topic
Joe Terranova, Lake Orion, MI — RU List Name