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June 27, 2001      Share

NOTE FROM STEVE:
Steve Hurd here, Top5 Relationships’ “Wearer of the Birthday Suit”
This week, we’ve teamed up with the folks at Top5 Movies
to bring you two separate, yet related lists.

The Top 9 Signs Your
Hollywood Marriage is on the Rocks

9> Neighbors are no longer tolerant of the foul reek emanating
from the divorce lawyers camped out on your front lawn.

8> You suggest a trial separation, citing “artistic differences.”

7> She regularly reminds you that your pre-nup clearly states
that she has “final cut” on the relationship.

6> You tell her you’re “in the mood.” She tells you to call
her agent and set up a meeting for next week.

5> You: “Let’s do lunch.”
Spouse: “Great… meet you in Courtroom 2A!”

4> The lurid tabloid reports of your husband and a gay lover
were written by your husband’s publicist.

3> Her next part: $20,000,000 play the lead in the big budget
remake of “Barbarella.”
Your next part: Next part? Hey, you’re still Tom Green?!
Hello …

2> Your lawyer asks her lawyer for permission for you to ask
her to pass the salt.

and the Number 1 Sign Your Hollywood Marriage is on the Rocks…
1> You’re Tom Arnold.


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Credits:

Selected from 45 submissions from 19 contributors.
Today Top5 List authors are:

Jeremiah Overton, Nesconset, NY — 1 (2nd #1)
Sam Kamens, Highland Park, NJ — 2
Eric Severstad, Appleton, WI — 3
Dave Dutkowski, Green Bay, WI — 4
Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL — 5
Joe Terranova, Lake Orion, MI — 6
Dawson Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA — 7
Kimberly Baldwin, South Bend, IN — 8
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — 9
Steve Hurd, Oakland, CA — Candle Blower, Topic
Eric Lipton, Top5 Movies — Topic
Joe Terranova, Lake Orion, MI — RU List Name

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