June 13, 2001      Share

NOTE FROM STEVE:
Steve Hurd here, Top5 Relationships’ “Messenger.”
Our readers really came through with some great
submissions, and contributor status is awarded to
those whose entries made today’s list! Our existing
contribs will have their say next week on today’s topic:

The Top 8 Signs
the Honeymoon is Over

8> She makes you sleep in the wet spot… and you JUST got
home from work.

7> She proposes a threesome and you’re not in it.

6> When you finally hire a babysitter to have a night on the
town, you each go to separate places.

5> “Something a little more comfortable” now means wearing the
plaid flannel footie PJs her mother gave her as a wedding gift.

4> Before: Whispering sweet nothings in her ear
Now: Getting anywhere near her ear violates the restraining
order

3> Foreplay consists of him giving you the remote control.

2> Then: Made love like crazed weasels
Now: Make love like Catholics

and the Number 1 Sign the Honeymoon is Over…
1> Two months ago: “Darling”
One month ago: “Susan”
Earlier Today: “The Defendant”


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Credits:

Selected from 60 submissions from 30 readers.
Today Top5 List authors are:

Holly “Wolf” Black, Bellevue, WA — 1 (Woo Hoo!!! 1st #1)
Neal Miskin, Vancouver BC — 2
Colleen K., Tremont, PA — 3
Kimberly Baldwin, South Bend, IN — 4
Deborah Fronsdahl, Denver, CO — 5
Sam Kamens, Highland Park, NJ — 6
Hajee van’t Steen, The Hague, Netherlands — 7
Ken Pace, Phoenix, AZ — 8
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — Topic
Steve Hurd, Oakland, CA — Host, RU List Name
Barbra Streisand, Malibu, CA — Ambience

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