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June 20, 2001
Next week, we’ll be joining forces with Top5 Movies
to bring you two separate, yet related lists.
(according to our regular contributors)
8> “What honeymoon?”
7> You’re sleeping on the couch after an argument…
from three weeks ago!
6> Suddenly, the thought of him having a mistress no longer
sounds like such a bad idea.
5> When you bring up that he said he would “Love, honor, and
obey,” he replies “Yeah, but I didn’t say *you*.”
4> Her mantra changes from “When are we going to get married?”
to “When are we going to have a baby?”
3> Captain Stubing and the rest of the crew are wishing you
and Charo a fond farewell.
2> “It’s not that key. Maybe it’s this one… no. Hmmm…
Y’know, if I didn’t know better, I’d say someone has
changed the locks.”
heard about at the frat house.
NOW: Eager to try out those cool lawn care techniques you
heard about at the office.
Selected from 45 submissions from 15 contributors.
Today Top5 List authors are:
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — 1, Topic (2nd #1)
Andrew Irwin, Christchurch, NZ — 2
Julie Nusbaum, Hamilton, IN — 3, 6
Chris Hansen, Parts Unknown — 4
Vic Vitek, Hopewell Junction, NY — 5
Kenneth R. Feucht, Oakdale, MN — 7
Dennis Koho, Keizer, OR — 8
Joe Terranova, Lake Orion, MI — RU List Name
Steve Hurd, Oakland, CA — Cruise Director