Welcome to the Top5 Relationships list, where we’ll be
exploring the trials and tribulations of Relationships
and the Single Life. I’m not a licensed professional,
so please consult your own therapist, parole officer, minister,
tax advisor, attorney, sponsor and/or agent before taking any
action based upon the information contained in these lists.
Now, without further ado… the inaugural Relationships list!
Your Significant Other is Imminent
7> While walking into the Jerry Springer studios you begin to
wonder if your “birthday surprise” has anything to do with
that little “incident” with her sister.
6> The kitchen is roped off. And is that Don King talking to
5> You: Just gave up lying for Lent.
She: Just asked, “Do I look fat in these jeans?”
4> “What? I thought *you* had the keys to the handcuffs!”
3> You turn on the Weather Channel to hear, “A massive cold
front is approaching the living room, heading northeasterly
from the kitchen!”
2> You forgot her birthday, but somehow remembered her twin
Selected from 201 submissions from 69 contributors.
Today Top5 List authors are:
“SuzanPeachFuzz”, CO — 1 (Woo-hoo! 1st #1)
Vic Vitek, Hopewell Junction, NY — 2
Jeremiah Overton, Nesconset, NY — 3
Nancy Vaine, Fairfield, CT — 4
Julie Nusbaum, Hamilton, IN — 5
Cindy Jorgenson, Madison, AL — 6
Andrew Irwin, Christchurch, NZ — 7
Esteban Schwartz, Walnut Creek, CA — Topic, Runner Up list name
Steve Hurd, Oakland, CA — Presiding Judge