July 11, 2001     

NOTE FROM STEVE:

Steve Hurd here, Top5 Relationships’ “Orderly”

The Top 7 Senior
Citizen Pickup Lines

7> “What’s a nice girl like you doing in a place like…
where exactly are we again?”

6> “Do you smell that? That’s either love, or I used too much
ointment this morning.”

5> “Yes, I’m 92… but I have the body of a 78-year-old.”

4> “WHO’S your granddaddy?”

3> “Your beautiful blue eyes are like limpid sapphire pools.
Your blue hair, too.”

2> “Hey babe, looking for a good time? How’s about coming
home with me and… Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z.”

and the Number 1 Senior Citizen Pickup Line…

1> “My, but your breasts are exquisitely long!”

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Credits:

Selected from 38 submissions from 13 contributors.
Today Top5 List authors are:

Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL — 1 (2nd #1)
Joe Terranova, Lake Orion, MI — 2
Nancy Vaine, Fairfield, CT — 3, 4
Dawson Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA — 5, 6
Vic Vitek, Hopewell Junction, NY — 7
Steve Hurd, Oakland, CA — Executor, Topic, RU name