August 1, 2001     

NOTE FROM STEVE:

Steve Hurd here, Top5 Relationships’ “Yogi Berra”
As one who grew up on “Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions,”
I hope you find these responses as amusing as I did.

The Top 9 Responses
to Lame Pick-Up Lines

9> “What are you? Some kind of Top5 Contributor?”

8> “You accessorize more than my sister!”

7> “Oh… so *you’re* the one my psychic warned me about.”

6> “Sorry, but I don’t date men with bigger breasts than mine.”

5> “Mr. Hurd, the restraining order applies both to my twin
sister AND to me.”

4> “Sorry, the local bestiality laws require me to only date
within my species.”

3> “How bizarre — a talking monkey.”

2> “No!”

and the Number 1 Response to a Lame Pick-Up Line….

1> “Clever… but rather than put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together,
I’ll settle for putting ‘F’ and ‘U’ together.”

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Credits:

Selected from 54 submissions from 19 contributors.
Today Top5 List authors are:

Amanda Butler, Provo, UT — 1 (3rd #1)
Kate Melnyk, Attleboro, MA — 2, 8
Jeremiah Overton, Nesconset, NY — 2
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — 3, Topic
Dawson Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA — 4
Emma Grant, New York, NY — 5
Wayne Reidell, Shinnston, WV — 6, 9
Andrew Irwin, Christchurch, NZ — 7
Steve Hurd, Oakland, CA — Bouncer, RU List Title