May 23, 2001      Share

Steve Hurd here, Top5 Relationships’ Jeff Probst.
So… what *really* happens after
15 minutes (or 15 episodes) of fame?

The Top 8 Relationship
Issues for Returning “Survivors”

8> While sleeping, she keeps hogging all the banana fronds.

7> Explaining to all future girlfriends that, yeah, it *looked*
like you and your Mom spent the night in the back of the
Aztec… but you’re “just good friends.”

6> You’ve seen him eat bugs and vermin, but he still complains
about your meatloaf.

5> She still doesn’t understand how you could hallucinate from
hunger, even though you’ve explained to her dozens of times
that the only reason you proposed was because the talking
kangaroos told you to.

4> When the guests throw rice at the wedding, you run screaming,
“Not rice! Not again! Never again!”

3> Not so easy to convince your wife of the advantages of
forming an alliance with the hot divorcees on the block.

2> It’s kinda hard to maintain your debonair image when everyone
knows you were voted off for excessive bug consumption.

and the Number 1 Relationship Issue for Returning “Survivors”…
1> “I’m sorry, dear, but I just can’t get it up for anything
without a pouch.”



Selected from 33 submissions from 14 contributors.
Today Top5 List authors are:

Peter Casper, Brisbane, Australia — 1 (2nd #1)
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — 2
Joe Terranova, Lake Orion, MI — 3
Vic Vitek, Hopewell Junction, NY — 4
Maura Scholl, Mt. Prospect, IL — 5
Julie Nusbaum, Hamilton, IN — 6
Dawson Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA — 7
Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL — 8
Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL — Topic
Steve Hurd, Oakland, CA — Host, Topic, RU list name