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NOTE FROM STEVE:
Steve Hurd here, Top5 Relationships’ “Dr. Laura.”
We’ve already passed the 1000 subscriber milestone!

The Top 8 Rejected
Relationship Book Titles

8> “Amaze Your New Bride in Bed (What Your Maid Of Honor
Can Do To Help)”

7> “Smothering Him with Love (Pillow Sold Separately)”

6> “The Wood Chipper, Cement and Hydrochloric Acid:
SERIOUS Tools for Ending a Relationship”

5> “Using Porn to Spice Up Your Amish Wedding”

4> “I’m Okay, You’re Whatever I Say You Are, Worm”

3> “Apocalypse Now”

2> John Gray’s latest: “Eh, Screw It!”

and the Number 1 Rejected Relationship Book Title…
1> “Loving Your Wife/Mother/Aunt/Sister/Daughter/Niece:
A Guide to Arkansas Relationships”


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Credits:

Selected from 74 submissions from 32 contributors.
Today Top5 List authors are:

Justin Bartel, North Newton, KS — 1 (Woo Hoo 1st #1)
Maura Scholl, Mt. Prospect, IL — 2
Vic Vitek, Hopewell Junction, NY — 3
Wade (NOT Wake!) Kwon, Birmingham, AL — 4
Curt Alford, Beaumont, TX — 5
Brent McDaniel, Atlanta, GA — 6
Julie Nusbaum, Hamilton, IN — 7
Brian Bell, Seattle, WA — 8
Carl Sagan, Ithaca, NY — RU List Title #1
Esteban Schwartz, Walnut Creek, CA — RU List Title #2
Steve Hurd, Oakland, CA — Editor-in-chief, Topic
Jayne Ash, Oakland, CA — Dedication: Gone/NOT Forgotten
Declan MacManus, Dublin, Ireland — Ambience

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