September 5, 2001      Share

NOTE FROM STEVE:
Steve Hurd here, Top5 Relationships’
“Master of Tantric Landscaping”
This marks our 25th Top5 Relationship list
(with now 2200 subscribers)! Many thanks to
our mentally disturbed, yet fabulously talented
contributors and wise, trend-setting readers.

The Top 9 Least
Complimentary Euphemisms for “Spouse”

9> Cancer (Growing uncontrollably & nothing can stop her)

8> Mrs. Clinton

7> The guy who *might* be the father of my children

6> The Frigid Midget

5> Naggermeister

4> Breadloser

3> My Future Ex-Wife

2> Mr. Too-Embarrassed-to-Ask-His-Doctor-About-Viagra
(Even-Though-he-REALLY-Needs-it!)

and the Number 1 Least Complimentary Euphemism for “Spouse”…
1> Sis


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Credits:

Selected from 38 submissions from 13 contributors.
Today Top5 List authors are:

Vic Vitek, Hopewell Junction, NY — 1
Patrick O’Driscoll, St Louis, MO — 2
Alan Phillips, Wenatchee, WA — 3
Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL — 4
Dawson Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA — 5, 6
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — 7, 8, Topic
Chris Hansen, Parts Unknown — 9
Steve Hurd, Oakland, CA — Host

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