any other time of the year. Why, oh why?
8> After the stress of the holidays and the binges on New Year’s
Eve, the added stress of the Super Bowl is the straw that
breaks the camel’s back.
7> 2012 minus his year of birth means it’s time to date someone
6> New year resolution to “dump useless items from your home”
pretty much seals the doom of your relationship.
5> Dude, you just can’t compete with that vibrator you got her
4> New Year’s is a time for new beginnings and you are beginning
to get really, really tired of her.
3> You’ve put on your usual winter holiday weight and now nobody
gets to see you undressed until June.
2> You’ve only got one month to find someone to spend Valentine’s
Selected from 16 submissions from 5 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:
Jerry Lane, Buffalo, NY — 1, 5
Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL — 2, 3, 4 (Hat trick!)
Lori Petterson, Fairfax, VA — 6, 8
Peter Casper, Brisbane, Australia — 7
Kathleen Walder, Stow, OH — Love Kat