Lists from 2008
- Dec 10 Disturbing Things to Find in Your SO’s Wallet
- Nov 19 “Fabulous” Speed Date First Lines
- Nov 5 Ways to Say in Song You Think You’re Pregnant
- Oct 23 Reasons There Are Pasties in Your Glove Compartment
- Oct 15 Alternative Cliches to “Absence Makes the Heart Grow Fonder”
- Sep 17 Ways to Say in Song That You’re SO Over Your Significant Other
- Sep 10 Reasons Your SO Should Not Move in With You
- Aug 27 Ways to Stop Yourself From Crying When Your SO Gives You the Heave-Ho
- Aug 13 Inklings That You’re Being Stalked by Your Ex
- Aug 6 Habits Your SO Has That Drive You Nuts
- Jul 16 Things the Choice of Restaurant Says About Your Date’s Intentions
- Jul 9 Distressing Things About Dating Identical Twins
- Jul 2 Advantages to Dating an Identical Twin
- Jun 11 Worst Excuses for Standing Up Your Date
- Jun 4 Signs Your SO Has Been in Your Underwear
- May 28 Prisoner Love Lines
- May 21 Songs to Convince a Virgin to Give It Up
- May 7 Signs That Breaking Up Isn’t All That Hard to Do
- Apr 30 Clues Your Waiter/Waitress Is Taking an Unnatural Interest in Your Date
- Apr 23 Secrets You NEVER Want Your SO to Learn About You
- Apr 16 Signs Your Divorce Isn’t Going to Be Pretty
- Apr 9 Really Bad Lines to Get a Person Into Bed with You
- Apr 2 Messages You’ve Mistakenly Sent to Your SO
- Mar 26 Ways to Celebrate Your Divorce
- Mar 19 Excuses for Not Helping with Chores Around the House
- Mar 12 Things You’re Better Off Not Having in Common With Your SO
- Mar 5 Ways to Say in Song That Yes, Indeed, That Outfit Makes Your Butt Look Big
- Feb 27 Technologies to Improve Marital Counseling
- Feb 20 Worst First Lines to the Parents
- Feb 13 21st Century Ways to Say Hanky-Panky
- Feb 6 Ways to Say “I Want to Sleep With You”
- Jan 30 Songs to Play While Dumping Your S.O.
- Jan 23 Breakfasts You’d Serve to a One Night Stand
- Jan 16 Ways Your Best Friend Informs You That Your Lover Is A Loser
- Jan 9 Stupid Things You Said/Did Over the Holidays