March 14, 2012
Fivers lists, will be taking an extended hiatus
for a few months to regroup and find new ways
of getting our weekly topical humor to you.
Today will be our last list for a while.
9> Every seven minutes, your SO tries to sell you something.
8> Every time you come home from work, your SO announces: “And
now, for my next guest…”
7> He calls lovemaking, “commercial breaks.”
6> He has every issue of TV Guide from 1972 to present — except
the one with Richard Simmons on the cover.
5> He is certain that a guy like Ed O’Neil really can get a woman
like Sofia Vergara.
4> He’s put the pizza delivery guy’s daughter through five years
of college.
3> She can’t remember the names of the kids, but can name the
last four winners of “Top Chef.”
2> She hints that your sex life would really improve if the two
of you drank more blood.
than 30 minutes to resolve.
Selected from 23 submissions from 6 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:
Jerry Lane, Buffalo, NY — 1, 2, 5 (Hat trick!)
Vic Vitek, Hopewell Junction, NY — 3
David Binkley, Akron, OH — 4, 6
Judith Cottrill, Bronx, NY — 7
Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL — 8, 9
Mark D. Sabien, What Cheer, IA — Topic
Kathleen Walder, Stow, OH — Love Kat