The Top 6 Wacky Outtakes
from the CNN Al Qaeda Tapes

6> Burning US flag accidentally starts several beard fires.

5> While being poisoned, family dog loudly releases its own “poisonous gas.”

4> Two groups of terrorists in a bar mug for the camera, then yell “Towels!” and “Diapers!” at each other.

3> Osama bin Laden repeatedly mispronouncing “malfeasance.”

2> Al Qaeda member in camo outfit dabs on some musk, is assaulted by elk.

and the Number 1 Wacky Outtake from the CNN Al Qaeda Tapes…

1> The al Qaeda leaders sitting around singing, “I wasn’t gonna hijack a plane, but I got high… I wasn’t gonna run from the armies of the Great Satan, but I got hi-i-igh…”

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Credits:

Selected from 13 submissions from 5 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Jeff Oakes, Tacoma, WA — 1
David Franks, Wichita, KS — 2, 4
Slick Sharkey, Miami, Florida — 3
Larry Baum, Hong Kong — 5
Bill Muse, Seattle, WA — 6
Michael Sheinbaum, KOP, PA — Stuck in the Middle with You