NOTE FROM MICHAEL:

You have a week to go before Election Day, folks.
And nothing says America like the right to vote
and the right to party, all in your local
municipal parking lot. So use these guidelines
when forming your Election Day tailgate party.

The Top 8 Tips for a
Successful Election Day Tailgate Party

8> Pack enough supplies to last till January… just in case.

7> *Thoroughly* check the sources of all your food.

6> Charcoal grills, not gas, for the spotted owl kebobs.

5> Bring loofahs and falafel so you’ll fit in with the Bill O’Reilly crowd.

4> Colts and Broncos paraphernalia can pass for Democratic paraphernalia in a pinch.

3> Make sure you have a lot of white space between the red and blue sides.

2> Avoid selling Busch Beer to the Democrats.

and the Number 1 Tip for a Successful Election Day Tailgate
Party…

1> For a tasty side dish, try grilling a press secretary and pouring salt on the open wounds.

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Credits:

Selected from 32 submissions from 7 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

William Wickart, Hillsboro, OR — 1, 3, 7 (Hat trick!)
Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH — 2, 4, 8 (Hat trick!)
Nancy Anton, Portland, ME — 5
Mark Sweatt, Marietta, GA — 6, Banner Tag
Michael Sheinbaum, Exton, PA — Stuck in the Middle With You