The Top 6 Signs Your Camp
Counselor is a Republican

6> Tonight’s meatloaf has been put into indefinite detention.

5> The craft for the week is to make as many “Bush/Cheney ‘04″ buttons as possible.

4> Archery targets suspiciously Jim Jeffords-shaped.

3> Scary campfire stories all seem to end with “and the winner was…AL GORE!”

2> He gathers up all the white kids and moves them to the cabin farthest away from the center of the complex.

and the Number 1 Sign Your Camp Counselor is a Republican…

1> Your own serene confidence that the counselor molesting you is not homosexual.

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Credits:

Selected from 39 submissions from 10 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Guy Payne, Birmingham, AL — 1, 5
Gary Tunstall, Houston, TX — 2
Doug Crews, San Diego, CA — 3, 4
Chris Lipe, Rome, NY — 6
Don Swain, Cleveland, OH — List Moderator