NOTE FROM MICHAEL:

If you recall two weeks ago, the Christian
Democrats lured Moravian citizens to vote with
plum brandy. The Communists offered topless
women. For those keeping abreast of the situation,
here’s how things could have turned out…

The Top 6 Reasons the Czechs
Should Have Chosen Breasts over Booze

6> It’s a good first step to a hands-on government.

5> “Perky, supple” whiskey just isn’t the same.

4> Christian Democrats plus liquor equals open communion; Communists plus breasts equals fun for everybody!

3> Political office is a natural place for boobs.

2> Drunk Christians are morose; drunk Democrats are a dime a dozen. Bare-breasted Communists, on the other hand, are the proletarian ideal.

and the Number 1 Reason the Czechs Should Have Chosen Breasts
over Booze…

1> Politicians milk the taxpayers; now you can return the favor.

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Credits:

Selected from 17 submissions from 4 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Jonathan P. Bernick, Conway, SC — 1, 3, 6, “Keeping Abreast” joke
David Franks, Wichita, KS — 2, 4, Banner Tag
Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL — 5
Michael Sheinbaum, KOP, PA — Stuck in the Middle with You