NOTE FROM THE MODERATE:

Now that the gay marriage issue has died
down a bit, it’s a good time to consider
other likely amendments to the Constitution.

The Top 7 Most Likely
Amendments to the Constitution

7> No government body may impose Janet Jackson’s breast upon the will of the people.

6> Elections of the President shall, in times of ambiguity, be determined by the Supreme Court.

5> The Right to Flee Assembly.

4> Amendments of the Constitution shall be invalidated at the whim of the Executive Branch. (At least make it official!)

3> The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution will be purchased in bulk by Wal-Mart.

2> No man shall have to fight for his right to party!

and the Number 1 Most Likely Amendment to the Constitution…

1> No soldier shall, in time of peace, be allowed to score poontang by declaring that it might be his last.

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Credits:

Selected from 33 submissions from 10 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Bill Muse, Seattle, Washington — 1
Mark Sweatt, Marietta, GA — 2, 7
Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH — 2
Bertha Hammarskjold, Ft. Lee, NJ — 3
Steve Saus, Dayton, OH — 4, 6
Gideon Griebenow, Potchefstroom, S. Africa — 5
Michael Sheinbaum, Exton, PA — Stuck in the Middle
With You.