The Top 8 GOP Pickup Lines

8> “How about some fornification?” (GWB only)

7> “There’s a green card in it for you.”

6> “I’d like to lay a pipeline in your wilderness area.”

5> “If you show me your WMDs, I’ll show you mine.”

4> “All the mercury I’ve absorbed from the environment is making me crazy for you.”

3> “I’ve got the key to the Cheney bunker!”

2> “I can make you squeal like Dean.”

and the Number 1 GOP Pickup Line…

1> “Wanna come back to my place and have some abstinence?”

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Credits:

Selected from 52 submissions from 12 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Steve Saus, Dayton, OH — 1
Kevin van Houten, The Colony, TX — 2, 5
Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA — 3, 7, 8 (Hat trick!)
David Franks, Topeka, KS — 4, 6
Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH — Banner Tag
Michael Sheinbaum, Exton, PA — Stuck in the Middle With You