March 18th, 2008
NOTE FROM THE SPEAKER:
At the annual Gridiron Dinner, President Bush
surprised the Washington power crowd by a) showing
up at the dinner for the first time in his eight
years in office, and b) singing a potted version
of “The Green, Green Grass of Home” to celebrate
his impending return to Texas. We think these
other songs should be on his farewell album:
surprised the Washington power crowd by a) showing
up at the dinner for the first time in his eight
years in office, and b) singing a potted version
of “The Green, Green Grass of Home” to celebrate
his impending return to Texas. We think these
other songs should be on his farewell album:
The Top 9 George W.
Bush Farewell Songs
Bush Farewell Songs
9> Don’t Cry for Me, Condoleezza
8> It’s the End of Your Term As We Know It
7> Take This Job and Beat It
6> Anybody Does It Better
5> (Approval Rating of) 29 and Holding
4> What A Wondiferous World
3> Valerie’s Song (Bye Bye Ms American Spy)
2> It’s My Parting And I’ll Lie If I Want To
and the Number 1 George W. Bush Farewell Song…
1> All You Need is Rove
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Credits:
Selected from 36 submissions from 11 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:
Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL — 1, 3
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA — 2, 3, 6 (Triplebuster!)
John English, Provo, UT — 4, 8
Bill Livingston, Decatur, AL — 5
Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA — 7
Barb McMullen, Ann Arbor, MI — 9
Samuel Seaborn, Huntington Beach, CA — Banner tag
The Speaker, Washington, DC — The Speaker
RUNNERS UP list — The Turd Blossom Special
Don’t Cry for Me, Crawford, Texas
(Bill Livingston, Decatur, AL)
Obama Can’t Dance (And Turdblossom Can’t Rap At All)
(Larry Hollister, Concord, CA)
Papa’s Got a Brand New Baghdad
(Jim Phynn, Horsham, PA)
The Rain in Spain Falls Mainly on McCain
(Jim Phynn, Horsham, PA)
Wake Me Up Before I Go-Go
(Russell Cannon, Anniston, AL)
Runners Up list name
(Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA)
(Bill Livingston, Decatur, AL)
Obama Can’t Dance (And Turdblossom Can’t Rap At All)
(Larry Hollister, Concord, CA)
Papa’s Got a Brand New Baghdad
(Jim Phynn, Horsham, PA)
The Rain in Spain Falls Mainly on McCain
(Jim Phynn, Horsham, PA)
Wake Me Up Before I Go-Go
(Russell Cannon, Anniston, AL)
Runners Up list name
(Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA)
