NOTE FROM MITCH:

Controversial former pseudo-”conservative”-turned-
liberal author David Brock suffered a breakdown and
was committed to the psychiatric ward just months
before he finished his bestselling book “Blinded By
The Right” — a book that has been widely challenged
on points of accuracy.

The Top 9 David Brock Delusions

9> “Right-wingers are broadcasting propaganda to my car’s AM radio all day.”

8> “Al Gore taught Prince *all* about the ladies…”

7> Only joined the Republicans in the first place to meet the Birkenstock-clad, body-pierced, promiscuous college girls.

6> Was advised to dump conservatism by his invisible friend that nobody sees - Dick Armey.

5> His previous “conservative principles” were the result of a blue elf named Norman who whispered in his ear while he slept.

4> He thinks that there’s a vast right-wing anti-gay conspiracy to keep lavender from being the next M&Ms color.

3> Keeps phoning Edmund Morris, demanding royalty payments for his appearance in “Dutch.”

2> “Ann Coulter hit on me at the last GOP convention.”

and the Number 1 David Brock Delusion…

1> Thinks he was personally involved in the actual seduction of Hillary Rodham.

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Credits:

Selected from 25 submissions from 9 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Brian Foster, Fairfax, VA — 1, 3 (2nd #1!)
Kathy Good, Scottsdale, AZ — 2
Arthur Levesque, Laurel, MD — 4, 5, Topic
Mari Novak, Torun, Poland — 6
Wendy Szarkowski, Camden, NJ — 7
Adam Smith, Jamestown, ND — 8
Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL — 9
Mitch Berg, St. Paul, MN — Big Invisible Rabbit
Men At Work, Canberra, Australia — Ambience