NOTE FROM MITCH:

It’s winter olympics time. If you’re as thrilled
by figure skating as *I* am, you might find
yourself idly wondering what would be…

The Top 10
Conservative Winter Olympic Events

10> Trickle-Downhill Skiing

9> Skating the Triple Axis of Evil (freestyle)

8> 500 Yard Daschle (target practice)

7> 100-Meter McCain-Feingold Scuttle

6> Entitlements Hockey

5> 15-year Race to the Middle

4> The Enron Marathon run from Subpoenas

3> Couric-tossing

2> X-treme Righteousness

and the Number 1 Conservative Winter Olympic Event…

1> Nordic Straight-athlon

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Credits:

Selected from 30 submissions from 12 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Wendy Szarkowski, Camden, NJ — 1 (2nd #1!)
Kathy Good, Phoenix, AZ — 2
Ron Tibbins, Reno, NV — 3
Fletcher Bumpus, Arlington, TX — 4, Runner Up List Name
Adam Smith, Jamestown, ND — 5
Mark Weiss, Austin, TX — 6
Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL — 7
Arthur Levesque, Laurel, MD — 8, 9
Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL — 10
Mitch Berg, St. Paul, MN — Admiral
Dire Straits, London, UK — Ambience