March 13, 2002     

The Top 10
Conservative Terms for Sex

10> Practicating Fornicapertion (George W. Bush only)

9> Putting “Dick Armey” on the job

8> Working on creating a new tax deduction, in about nine months
or so

7> Deregulating my pants

6> Giving Ditto Head

5> Closing the Gender Gap

4> Winning One for the Gipper

3> Trickle-Down Mattressomics

2> Putting the capital gains to use

and the Number 1 Conservative Term for Sex…
1> Putting Your Cheney in an Undisclosed Location


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Credits:

Selected from 30 submissions from 9 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL — 1, 3 (4th #1)
Dawson Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA — 2, 8
Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL — 4, 6
Arthur Levesque, Laurel, MD — 5, 10
Bill Muse, Seattle, WA — 7
Adam Smith, Jamestown, ND — 9
Mitch Berg, St. Paul, MN — CEO of Love
Lou Reed, NY, NY — Ambience