NOTE FROM MODERATOR:

The Raelians are currently a popular subject of
ridicule in the media due to (thus far)
unsubstantiated claims of creating the first
human clones. Perhaps by gaining some political leverage
and joining the establishment, they can become
permanent subjects of ridicule. We can help.

The Top 6 Campaign
Slogans for the Raelian Party

6> Genetically identical chickens in every pot.

5> Speak softly and carry an identical genetic profile.

4> Remember Clinton’s “two for one” pledge? We can top that!

3> Even harder to tell apart than Republicans and Democrats.

2> Isn’t it time you chose not merely the lesser of two evils, but the lesser of two evil TWINS?

and the Number 1 Campaign Slogan for the Raelian Party…

1> Washington/Lincoln in ‘04!

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Credits:

Selected from 20 submissions from 5 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Jack Scheer, Falls Church, VA — 1, 4, 6 (Hat trick!)
Lloyd Jacobson, Washington, DC — 2
David Franks, Wichita, KS — 3, 5
Slick Sharkey, Miami, Florida — 6
Bertha Hammarskjold, Ft. Lee, NJ — Banner Tag, RU List Name
Michael Sheinbaum, KOP, PA — Stuck in the middle with you.