Lists from 2005
- Dec 13 Weapons in the War on Christmas
- Dec 6 Letters to Santa From Politicians
- Nov 23 Things George W. Bush Is Thankful For
- Nov 15 Least-Liked Senate Confirmation Questions
- Nov 8 New Michael Moore Documentaries
- Nov 1 Supreme Court Hazing Pranks
- Oct 25 Items on Tom DeLay’s To-Do List
- Aug 30 Alternative Choices for the Next Supreme Court Justice
- Jul 12 Reasons Dick Cheney Does Not Like Howard Dean’s Mom
- Jul 5 Signs Minnesota Does Not Have a Government
- Jun 28 Possible Replacements for Donald Rumsfeld
- Jun 7 Ways Hamid Karzai Can Stop Opium Trade in Afghanistan
- May 31 Ways to Make the Democratic Party More Holy
- May 24 Things President Vicente Fox Is Willing to Do
- May 17 Ways Bill Clinton Will Help Children Lose Weight
- May 10 People Tom Delay Has Yet to Blame
- May 3 Signs Pope Benedict XVI Is NOT a Nazi
- Apr 19 Favorite Things of Condoleezza Rice
- Apr 12 New Names for Your Social Security Number
- Apr 5 Signs We’re Ready to Be Governed by Monkeys
- Mar 15 Ways to Improve Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Popularity
- Feb 22 Worst Ways to Celebrate Presidents’ Day.
- Feb 15 Valentines Bill Clinton Got Yesterday
- Feb 8 Songs From “Dubya the Musical”
- Feb 1 Programs PBS Will Not Air
- Jan 25 Surprising Gallup Poll Results in Advance of the Iraqi Elections
- Jan 18 Things to Hunt for Instead of Weapons of Mass Destruction
- Jan 11 Predicted Political Headlines of 2005